Feb 16
Followers
Just Quadrupled my Followers today! Though I havent really updated my page in awhile, so can someone excplain how it got so popular? Leave me a msg or something :)
Aug 22
My Girlfriends Jokes
- Girlfriend: Hey, Wanna hear a joke about a bird?
- Me: No...
- Girlfriends: Oh. Hawkward. Wanna hear a joke about a dead baby?
- Me: Yes!
- Girlfriend: That's disgusting...You're sick
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Aug 17
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends
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